Only here at “Malationman's Chemical Shed” will you see the horrors of a family shower posted for the worlds to see! My wife would kill me if she knew I was doing this.   

This is the shower nobody sees, the one in the master bedroom. It’s the one everyone likes to use. If you don’t have company for a while, it could be a month before you clean it.   

As you can see, there is a lot of stuff going on in my shower. Shaving legs, buffing rough skin, shampooing, conditioning, and bailing (I guess that’s what the bucket is for) are all events happening in that little 3x3 cubicle.  

I count 21 bottles or items in my shower. There are no empty bottles. There is at least one application of stuff in each bottle. I asked my wife if we needed everything that belonged to her in the shower. She said yes, like I didn’t know what that answer would be. If I chuck the stuff it will just be replaced with a new bottle, so why bother.  

So I got 21 things in my shower. Can anybody beat that, or do all of you out there in blogland keep a tidy shower?