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27 February I'm Moving...... my blog. I have been posting here and at Blogger. I just like doing my blogging more over there. I will still cruse around Spaces and visit the friends that I made here, I hope they visit my Blogger site too. "Wear Gloves And Protective Eyewear" 17 February BletiquetteOK, I was thinking about my last entry, and think I have more to say! This time about the one time I was on the receiving end of a comment that I wasn’t too sure about. This happened about a month ago. It came from one of the millions of bloggers that like to incorporate coffee into their screen name. This is the comment, Okay, very cool name....bitchin' Tagline, too!! Now about the rest...please kick it up a few notches or pull the plug. My skin is pretty thick, so the comment itself didn’t really bother me. I was just curious how he would like me to kick it up a notch, so I visited his site. His site had no entries, just the usual intro to a new site, but he did have a few comments. Mostly from people he had pissed off. I wasn’t going to go down that route. I will just wait a few days and see what is so special about his site. I just got around to that tonight. This coffee drinking pie hole has gone private. WTF is that? Dude goes around dogging everyone’s site, but doesn’t have the gonads to be open to the same criticism? Not very good bletiquette…blog etiquette. Which brings me to some new questions. Is it really a cool screen name? Or does the picture and name take a while to get used to? Mocha Momma asked me to take off the costume once. I do have a few pictures of me floating around on my sites, so its not like I’m hiding behind the mask, but maybe the mask should disappear. I know some bloggers make it a point not to post pictures of themselves. That’s cool, I understand, but I like to put a face on the friends I have made on-line.
15 February Was It Something I said?I have been blogging for almost a year. I intended my blog to be a spot for my baseball buddies to come to and talk a little trash, make trade offers, and keep in touch. That was quickly nuked by MSN because none of my buddies use MSN. I had no idea none of my friends could comment. Doy! So I went out and made some friends in the MSN world! MSN Premium was part of my DSL package and I was going to use it, damn it! I have almost gotten over that attitude. I am thinking about just posting on my Blogger page, at least everyone can comment there. I found the best way to make friends was to comment on the pages that I would visit. I really enjoy leaving comments! I like it as much as I do posting entries. I never bag on another person’s blog, but I can be kind of a smart ass or just gross. About a week ago I left a comment on a ladies blog that may have been shocking for someone who doesn’t know me, but I couldn’t stop my fingers from typing. This woman was talking about birthday ideas for her husband and that a Maglite flashlight was a good gift one year. She described it like this, “It's black, heavy, masculine, totally impractical, in short it's perfect." What I really wanted to say was that it sounded like a birthday gift to her, but I toned it down to just, “I won’t comment on "It's black, heavy, masculine, totally impractical, in short it's perfect." I’ll just leave that to people who know you better. I even included a smiley. J No Response. I almost always get a reply. Did I piss her off? I hope not. Doesn’t everyone know that Malathionman is the master of snappy comments? So what is good blog etiquette? If someone leaves you a comment, is leaving a comment on his or her blog the proper thing to do? A lot of people just comment on comments in the comment section. Is that how it is done? What about music? If someone has a music player, do you play it? Is it annoying when the music plays automatically? I really like music, am I rude to make you listen to what I like? And what about those snappy comments? Is there a comment “courting time” before you can make an indirect adult toy reference?
01 December Tagged from IdahoA friend from out of state was kind enough to tag me. She would like to know 6 weird things about me. So here we go.
Her rules say I have to tag 6 others, but I'm in a Christmas kind of mind, so I'll give six people a break. 19 November O.K. I Got It Up........... no wait a second, that didn't sound right!
I have started a new blog on Blogger. In my previous post I had mentioned having problems getting started. I think I got that all squared away, so if you would like to check it out go HERE.
I will do most of my posting there. I will frequently be by here so that I can continue to make my smart ass comments on your spaces! 18 November It FiguresLast night I decided to start a blog on another site. I am getting tired of all the lock ups I seem to be having here. So I set up an account at Blogger. I'm off today, so I was planning on playing around over there and getting the darn thing going. Sure enough, I can't do squat over there today. I can't edit anything or post anything. I simply get an error screen. So for the very reason I decided to go over to Blogger and give them a try, I am here today posting on MSN Live Spaces. I am going to continue blogging, just where I don't know. 12 November Famous AnusWhat I write may suck, but at least I get your attention with my titles! One of my friends got my wife's attention with their "prison nickname", FAMOUS ANUS. FAMOUS ANUS-Don't change a thing, I am still married. I told Sherri her booty was much better. 08 November Trying It AgainO.K. I'm going to try the FRIENDS Module again. I go to other spaces and this seem to be running a lot smoother than before. I also want to try and even the right side of my blog with the left side.  My only problem with Spaces now is when I view my space from the edit mode. If I try to go back into edit, MSN locks up. So I have to visit ESPN or some other site, then go back to my space. Seems silly, but it works.20 October 50 Happy Things!Funky Little White Wench, Chick, Babe, Hoochy Mama tagged me on her site the other day. She wants to know 50 things that make me happy, 50!!! Why not 100!!! Anyways, here is the list, because I always aim to please those who are "funky".
05 October The Name Has Been Changed To Protect The InnocentIf you don't read the same blogs that I do, you probably won't get this entry, but a lot of my visitors probably will. Last night I was walking my dog Splinter. We were minding our own business when we saw the strangest thing. It was a lady walking on the other side of the street with her laptop, and it sounded like she was talking to it. I didn’t think it was that big of a deal, but we were walking in the same direction, probably going to the same place, the park at the end of the street. This will be fun; maybe I could hear some of the deep thoughts between this lady and her computer. As we got closer to the park, I could see that this laptop had a big coffee cup painted on it. The cup appeared to have the name Jayne painted on it. Could this be the name of the lady or the computer? I wasn’t about to ask. Splinter was going do a little sniffing, pee on three or four different things, and then we were out of there. Splinter was just about finished marking his territory, when I heard a voice behind me. “Excuse me, are you Malathionman?” I turned around to see the woman and her laptop. I knew I should have never posted any real pictures of me! “Malathionman is much better looking than I am.” I replied. “Yes, I agree.” she said, “but that poo eating dog looks familiar too.” Damn it! I’m sharing too much on-line! I thought to myself. “OK, I’m Malathionman, what can I do for you?” “Die! Foolish MSN Blogger!” She then slings her laptop like The Master of the Flying Guillotine at me. I dodge the flying personal computer like Keanu Reaves dodging bullets in The Matrix.
“Hey, that’s no way to treat an expensive piece of technology!” I said, “I don’t care, Jayne never works anyways!” she said. “ I only know one person who owns a piece of crap laptop that goes by the name of Jayne.” I uttered, “ You’re that comment whore, Java Jill!” “That’s right! You’ve been stealing comments!” spewed Jill. She then tries to kick me in the nuts! (With the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.)
“Hey, those butt ugly shoes may be a size 10, but that jacket certainly isn’t!” I shouted as I dodged her nut-buster move. “Now you are calling me a liar! Game on Malathionman! My kung-fu is much stronger than yours!”
“Why are you wigging out woman? I’m not stealing your comments.” “Well why didn’t I get any comments yesterday?” “You left your comments off.” “I did?” “Yes, you did.” “Oh, … never mind!” ala Gilda Radner She then turns to pick up Jayne and sees Splinter giving the laptop a big lick. Jill then turns to me and says, “That reminds me…” “Don’t even think about it, Java Jill, don't even think about it.” 02 October Birthday WishesA fellow blogger is celebrating her birthday today. She requested a dance with me, so I put the music on my player. Happy Birthday Cee.  23 August You Guys Are Killing Me!All right maybe I'm not getting this. Do I have to set up a blog on Blogger to respond on Bogger sites? I think half the bloggers I read are pissed at MSN and trying out other services, like Blogger. I like to leave comments. That's half the fun. Here is were I get kinda anal. I don't like setting up other accounts that I won't really use. The Blogger sevrice looks nice, but I won't use it, I only have time to do one of these. I set up a page on Bolt, thinkig it was Filelodge and that I had to for the file storage. There is a lot of weird stuff going on over there! I'm not Malationman over there. I just put up some family pictues and made a couple of PG rated posts. What kind of response did I get? "I think your daughter is hot!" They are also into that whole "Friends List" thing too. So I don't use the space, but I KNOW ITS OUT THERE! If the friends that I have made go to another free service that requires me to set up an account, I guess I will, but I'LL KNOW THAT IS OUT THERE TOO! Chris, Sue, Guinevere, your killing me!  22 August No More Friends.......Malathionman doesn't need'm! They only get hurt or killed. Kind of like all Jack Bauer's friends and family or presidents! I decided to nuke the FRIENDS MODULE. My friends know who they are. They know how to get a hold of me. Besides none their profile pictures can compare to Malathionman's pretty mugshot! I am a huge 24 fan. I have seen every episode. So I added a different module. One that I think is pretty funny, and will be enjoyed by fellow 24 fans. Check it out, lower right side of the space. 16 August TaggedAlright I got tagged on Leucantha's space. Does that mean I'm it? It says I need to list 5 things in the following places:
In my freezer
Fish Austin caught 3 years ago.
Otter Pops
Trader Joe's Mandarin Orange Chicken
Trader Joe's Sweet and Sour Shrimp and Rice
Starbuck's Christmas Coffee
In My Purse (Malathionman's)
A tongue. In Bleak Future, I carried around some dudes tongue in a jar. I eat it in the film.
 Spray bottles of Malathion.
The "disk" , before Slangman stole it from me!
Extra nozzles for my spray gun.
Qualified Applicators License.
In My Closet (I don't have a closet, my wife lends me some space.)
Ants
A yoga mat that I should use more.
A copy of The Purpose Driven Life.
A Mountain View Country Club straw hat. I work there.
A hat box with lots of pictures in it.
On My Desk
Ceramic book ends that my grandmother made me when I was ten.
My collection of kung-fu DVDs.
A magic wand. Alissa's
Boston Red Sox mints
My wife's make-up mirror-with light!
In My Car
About 12 golf balls found at work.
3 empty 44oz cups.
A melted Best of Eric Clapton casette
A seven iron.
A putter.
13 August I Don't Get It.I don't get it. Every single blog or space that I read has some sort of gripe about Windows Live Spaces. I know the first couple of days were kind of rough, but everything seems to be running fine on my end. Are there problems when you guys try to read my space? Maybe I don't know any better since this is my first and only blog/space or whatever you wanna call it. I would think that there are no secrets about running this kind of service that a big company like MSN wouldn't know.
 What am I missing? Are the few people who stop by going to stop because I use this service? Will Mocha Mama ever leave a comment on my space?  Does anyone have more friends than Sue, The Mominaor? (43) Do you think the accent of an oversized bag in muted metallic would lend understated glamour to my Malathionman outfit?oops, I didn't mean to write that...  |
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